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“I Crochet Because Adulting Is Hard” Unisex Sweatshirt – Cozy Anti-Adulting Armor for Yarn Lovers

Price range: $26.50 through $37.00

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Bills, emails, responsibilities? Nope. Hooks, yarn, and cozy sweatshirts? Yes, please.

Wrap yourself in whimsical comfort with the “I Crochet Because Adulting Is Hard” Unisex Sweatshirt—the unofficial uniform of anyone who would rather count stitches than deal with grown-up chaos. Soft, sturdy, and delightfully snuggly, this classic-fit sweater is perfect for chilly nights, lazy weekends, and “I can’t adult today” moments.

Made with air-jet spun yarn for a cloud-soft feel, it keeps you warm without feeling bulky—so you can crochet in maximum comfort while your to-do list politely waits its turn.

Magical Features
– 50% cotton, 50% polyester – the dream team of softness and durability
– Pre-shrunk classic fit – no surprises after washing, just reliable coziness
– 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex – keeps its shape, even when you don’t
– Air-jet spun yarn – extra soft with fewer pills, perfect for all-day lounging
– Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & hem – built to last through many, many WIPs

Why Your Inner Child (and Crafter) Will Love It
– Feels like a warm hug while you avoid “real life” with one more row
– Unisex, classic fit: great for layering over tees, leggings, or pajama pants
– The playful phrase instantly tells the world: I’m doing my best… with yarn.

Color Notes (Because Details Matter)
– White variant: may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
– Orange variant: may show subtle hue shifts depending on lighting

Perfect for craft nights, market days, cozy corners, and every time adulting just feels like… a lot.

Pull it on, pick up your hook, and let your sweatshirt do the explaining.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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