Why pay for therapy when you can buy yarn and end up with a blanket and inner peace? This “Crochet: Cheaper Than Therapy and You Get a Blanket” Unisex Sweatshirt is your warm, witty reminder that crafting really is self-care—with receipts to prove it.
Sturdy, soft, and perfectly cozy, this classic-fit sweatshirt is made for chilly evenings, weekend WIP marathons, and those days when life feels like a tangled skein and you just keep stitching anyway.
Helpful Details (Because We’re Practical Like That)
– 50% cotton, 50% polyester – the balanced blend of comfort and durability
– Pre-shrunk – fewer surprises after washing, more time for stitching
– Classic fit – relaxed and unisex, ideal for layering over tees or PJs
– 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex – keeps its shape, unlike your to-do list
– Air-jet spun yarn – extra soft feel with reduced pilling
– Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem – built to last through many “just one more row” nights
Why Your Inner Therapist Approves
– Feels like a hug you don’t have to schedule
– Pairs perfectly with yarn, Netflix, and ignoring your phone
– The witty phrase is an instant conversation starter with fellow crafty souls
Pull it on, pick up your hook, and let your sweatshirt do the explaining:
Yes, this is my coping mechanism—and it comes with a blanket.
Color Notes (So You Know What You’re Getting)
– White variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties
– Orange variant may show subtle hue shifts depending on the lighting
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
