Why book a therapy session when you can buy yarn, hook some stitches, and end up with a whole blanket and a better mood? This “Crochet: Cheaper Than Therapy and You Get a Blanket” Unisex T-Shirt is your official uniform for laughing through life, one skein at a time.
Playful, silly, and ridiculously comfy, this tee is made for yarn hauls, craft nights, and those days when everything feels a little un-raveled—but your sense of humor is still intact.
Playful Perks
– 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) – soft enough to rival your favorite skein
– Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) – breezy, comfy, perfect for all-day wear
– Pre-shrunk fabric – so your size doesn’t “mysteriously change” in the wash
– Side-seamed construction – keeps its shape while you lose track of time crocheting
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – smooth finish, no fuss
Why Your Silly, Yarn-Obsessed Heart Will Love It
– Broadcasts your life philosophy: yarn > couch crying
– Pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, pajama pants, and piles of WIPs
– Great icebreaker: other crocheters will find you instantly
Wear it to the craft store, to brunch, to the couch—
because if you’re going to emotionally spiral, you might as well get a blanket out of it.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!











