“I Crochet Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon” T-Shirt

Crochet therapy, anyone? 💁‍♀️

This hilarious “I Crochet Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon” T-shirt is the perfect blend of humor, honesty, and handmade pride. Designed for crocheters who know that a hook and some yarn are the best anger management tools around.

Made from soft, breathable cotton and printed on demand through Printful/Printify, this tee offers both comfort and laughs — whether you’re stitching on the couch, shopping for yarn, or attending your next craft fair.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 😄 Funny crochet quote that always gets a smile

• 🧵 Premium-quality print on soft, comfortable fabric

• 💚 Perfect gift for crocheters, makers, and yarn addicts

• 🌿 Made to order — eco-friendly and waste-free production

• 👕 Unisex fit, true to size (sizes XS–3XL available)

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Add a touch of humor to your wardrobe with this stylish unisex jersey short sleeve tee. Made for comfort and durability, this shirt combines a light, breathable fabric with a vibrant design that’s sure to catch eyes and elicit smiles. Perfect for casual outings or relaxing at home, it’s an excellent choice for crafters, hobbyists, or anyone with a playful spirit. Ideal for celebrations like birthdays, Mother’s Day, or even just everyday wear, this tee brings a light-hearted vibe to any occasion. Versatile and fun, it complements both laid-back and semi-formal attire, making it a staple in every wardrobe.

Product features
– Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
– Features side seams for structural support and a longer-lasting shape.
– Ribbed knit collar ensures elasticity and maintains shape beautifully.
– Tear-away label prevents skin irritation for maximum comfort.
– Produced in a sustainable, humane way with Fair Labor Association certification.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean