Holiday party? Family gathering? Office Secret Santa?
If your crochet isn’t invited, you’re mysteriously unavailable.
This “If I Can’t Take My Crochet, I’m Not Going” white glossy mug is the perfect silly, fun Christmas companion for yarn-obsessed introverts who would rather be stitching by the tree than making small talk by the punch bowl. Fill it with hot cocoa, peppermint coffee, or mulled cider and let everyone know your non-negotiable holiday policy.
Festive Details
– Ceramic white glossy mug – clean, bright, and perfect for holiday vibes
– Three sizes for all your “I’m staying home to crochet” energy:
— 11 oz – for quick cocoa breaks between rows
— 15 oz – for movie marathons and marathon stitching
— 20 oz – for maximum caffeine and maximum avoidance of plans
– Dishwasher and microwave safe – because you’re too busy crocheting to hand-wash mugs
– Comfortable handle – ideal for chilly-morning, fuzzy-socks, twinkle-lights sipping
Why It’s a Great Christmas Gift
– Perfect stocking stuffer for crocheters and yarn lovers
– Hilarious Secret Santa or White Elephant gift for the crafty coworker
– Pairs perfectly with a skein of holiday yarn and a cozy pattern
Sip, stitch, and jingle on your own terms—
because if your crochet can’t come, neither are you.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
